Adult Jokes


Adult Jokes

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go an

Virgin Bride
A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goe

Teacher Plays Animal Game
One day the teacher decides to play an animal gam

Pete and Dave
Pete walks into a bar and sees Dave sitting at th

Circus Animal Trainer Act
Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an a

Carlos calls his boss
Carlos calls his boss in the morning:

Police officers George and Mary
Police officers George and Mary and their police

Older lady and an Older gentleman
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an

Spot The Dog
A young man was delighted to finally be asked hom

Going to a Halloween party
A couple are going to a Halloween party and the g

A girl about to tie the knot
A girl is about to tie the knot, and she is watch

Once upon a time in China
Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. On

A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Little Johnny in class
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.

Two old men in a bar
Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing the

Lulu was a prostitute
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her gr

A game at bedtime
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After l

A teacher in class
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagi

2 old-maid sisters
There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It

A kid comes home from school
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom,

Climbing the ladder of success
Joe was walking along the road when he found a la

In mourning
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and

Gynaecological joke
A gorgeous woman went to a gynecologist. The do

If you think your life is bad ........
if u think life is bad, imagine being an egg, u o

Dear doctor
Dear Doctor,

I wish to apply for an o

Buy the lady a drink
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, wa

No 69
A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a ve

Nudist colony
An elderley` man joins a very exclusive nudist co

Wife goes to school
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an

Definitely
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the w

Oooops!!!
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beaut

How to wave a towel
A farmer married an attractive woman half his age

Life support drama
Doris has been on a life support machine for near

A gay man ...
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hi

Ventriloquist
A ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a s

Two builders
Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either

Condom factory vacancy
A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance d

Dirty I.Q. Test
Check your Dirty IQ!


Questions:

Prostitute
what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Women
why do women have legs??



Fix the outhouse!
Aggie was in the kitchen fiddling around when she

Carmen
A man was sitting at the bar when he was approach

A woman's prayer
My vibrator, which brings me heaven, Rabbit be th

Penis poem
My nookie days are ova, my pilot lite is out. wot

Dwarf
what does a dwarf get if he runs thru a womens le

Granny and Grandad
Granny and Grandad are sitting at the breakfast t

Blonde
a blonde and a brunnetee decide to rob a bank the

Does your twat twitch
a recent study asked a group of women if their tw

Does your twat twitch
A recent study asked a group of women if their tw

Blow up doll
i went to blackpool to buy a blow up doll with bl

Chapter 12 (lets do it)
a preist was driving in his car when he saw a nun

Strolling on the beach
A man was walking along the beach when he sees a

Sex Club
A man has'nt had sex for years and he's fustrated

 
 

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