A hillbilly hitchhiker is looking for a ride along the highway. He stands and stands by the road and no one is driving by. Finally, a Trucker comes driving up and stops for the hitchhiker. The hillbilly hitchhiker gets in and says, "Oh, thank you, thank you very much for the ride". The Trucker says, "No problem". They are driving down the road for awhile and finally the hillybilly hitchiker breaks the silence and says, "Hey, I always wondered, since you guys are always by yourself, what do you do for sex?"
The trucker says, "Thats easy". He snaps his fingers and says, "Hey, watch this". All of a sudden, a monkey comes flying out from behind in the cab and sits on the Trucker's lap. The Trucker slaps the monkey along side the head and the monkey goes down and gives him a blowjob. The hillbilly hitchhiker's eyes are bugging out in amazement. The Trucker says, "Hey, you want a piece of this action?" The hillybilly hitchhiker says back to him, "I sure do, but don't you hit me as hard as you hit that monkey"...