Blonde Jokes

Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk
Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk one day when the one stumbles upon a Compack,

A blonde in the local dry cleaners
A blonde walks into the local dry cleaners after a Friday night out on the

A blonde playing trivial pursuit
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she
rolled the dice

Two blondes walk into a department store
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up

Blonde Disguised
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.

Blondes in a bar
A blind man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He takes one sip and senses that

A blonde in a M&M factory
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all

A collection of blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and

Did you hear about the blonde that...
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she

Blonde stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying

A blonde in a library
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on

Flowers anyone?
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.

Hole diggers
>Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
>One would dig

Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, one
night he's doing a show in a small

New boat
One spring morning, a blonde was excited to try out
her new boat. She was unable to

Which is further??


Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one

The doctors office


A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body

Knitting


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing

A blonde and a brunette decide to rob a bank
A blonde and a brunette decide to rob a bank. The brunette explained the plan to the

Cinderrella
why is cinderrella bad at football?

because she had a pumpkin for a

Trying to hang herself
A Brunet walks into a room and spots a blonde with a rope round her waist attached to the

Electronics Store
A blonde walks into an electronics store asks a helper if he can buy a tv he sees on a

Grenade
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?



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