Religious Jokes

Eve's story ....
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is

Jesus in a bar
An Australian, an Irishman and a Liverpudlian are in a bar.

They're staring

Noah's Ark
In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and
said,

A very unfortunate mistake
A young monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to helping the other monks in

Fancy a drink?
Mother Superior gathered all the nuns in the convent together one day. She said "I am

Alcoholic nun
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day,

Arab and the jew
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when

Going to heaven....
A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an

God the parent
God the parent

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort

The truth about Adam
Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely and I'm tired of

Two nuns in a car
Two nuns in a car hit a man. One nun says to the other, "Sister, what should I do". The

Sex doll
A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll.
The shop assistant

Toaster
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth

Believe me!
When I was at school, none of the other pupils would believe that I was Jesus Christ. So,

Satans sis
One Sunday morning, everyone in one
bright, beautiful, tiny town got
up early

Easter
And it was at this time, During the darkest days of Christianity, that as he was nailed

Christian humour
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.