Joe was walking along the road when he found a ladder leading into the clouds.
Being a naturally curious guy he climbs it. He is surprised when, on the first cloud, he finds a really ugly naked woman on it. "F**k me now or climb the ladder to success."
She said. 'No contest' Joe thinks. So he climbs on. On the next cloud there is a fairly attractive nude woman. "Take me now or climb the ladder to success" She says.
Again, Joe climbs on. On the next cloud there is a very attractive, and again butt-naked woman. "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." She says, sucking at her fingers gently with one hand, and playing with herself with the other. 'These women have all been getting nicer.'
Joe thinks' The next one will be gorgeous' On the next cloud, and the end of the ladder, there is a grotesque fat ugly bloke covered in horses**t and with flies buzzing round his head.
"Who the f**k are you?" Joe cries "Hi," says the bloke,." I'm Cess!"