John and Pamela decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 9 year old son Brian in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood actions. They give a walkie-talkie to the Brian for commentary.
Little Brian began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
“There’s a black cool car being towed from the parking lot,â€he said.
“A police car just drove by.â€
A few minutes passed.
“Looks like the Bennet’s have company,†he called out.
“Rick`s riding a new skateboard and the Smithes are having sex.â€
Mom and dad shot up in bed.
“How do you know that?†The startled father asked.
“Their kid Harry is standing out on the balcony too,†Brian replied.