Relationship Jokes
Joke Category: Relationship Jokes She told me we couldn't afford
beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.oo
on makeup.
And I asked how come I had to
give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the makeup
to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the
beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
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