Jokes - 7 types of sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

1. Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you
first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2. Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3. Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually
have sex only in your bedroom.

4. Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
say "screw you."

5. Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in
The morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

6. Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

7. Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live
on.