Political Jokes
Joke Category: Political Jokes Tony Blair started jogging out of Downing Street. On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty quid!" she would shout from the kerb.
"No, 50p!" fired back Blair.
This ritual between Tony and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty quid!"
And he'd yell back "50p!"
One day however Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Tony realised the "pro" would bark her ?50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realised he should have a darn good explanation for his illustrious lawyer wife.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker.
Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for 50p?"
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