Misc Jokes

A collection of random one liners
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustwort

Victoria Beckham and her driver
Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising alo

Men are happier because ......
Men are just happier people. What do you expect f

Fast Policeman
ONE FAST POLICEMAN

Paddy and the bath
Paddy went to DIY store and buys a bath.
Get

Where does poo come from?
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday m

Scouse Eggs
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manche

Tickle me elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which ma

Perks of being over 50
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50


1. Kidnap

Party to remember
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Hallowe'e

Irish hitch-hiker
This story happened about a year or two ago near

Eukanuba diet
I have 2 Labrador Retrievers & I was buying a lar

Twin confusion
Once there were two twins, Joe and John

Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private sch

Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she

Why condoms are sold in packets of 3, 6 or 12
A man walks into a chemist with his 8-year old so

The three bears
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the B

Modern medicine
A tiny dwarf woman goes to the doctors, complaini

The bottle opener
Two Irishmen go camping and pack a cooler with sa

Winnie
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard t

Fly
what do you call a fly without its wings?

Fish ...
what do you call a fish without any eyes?

Egg head
A man was walking his dog in the park when he was

Astronaut
WHAT DID NEIL ARMSTRONGS' WIFE GIVE HIM FOR BREAK

Corporate speak
What they say to us?



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New shoes
Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months. He

Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italia

Mother knows best
A young man called Roger invited his mother for d

The elevator
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,

Two dwarves
Two dwarfs go to a bar and after a few drinks pic

Stars in their eyes
A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in thei

Important questions
1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when

Train set
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working

Anne summers order reply
ANN SUMMERS LTD: thank you for your recent order.

What's in a name?
A good looking man walked into an agent's office

Signs you are too old for halloween
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and

AAADD
A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit

The knob
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon

Little girl
There was a little girl
Who had a little cur

Deserted island
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted

Beech or Birch?
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing

The husband store
A store that sells husbands just opened in New Yo

Lessening the repetition
The committe for the Reduction of Redundancy and

Swimming Pool Joke
It's a busy day at the pool with 100's of people

Tigger
why did tigger look in the toilet?

he

Bar
A man walks into a bar. The man says "Ouch"

Wrong Joke?
There was this traveling salesman from California

Tax return
I was delighted the other day when the Inland Rev

New job
I have just started a new job, I am a comedian in