Important questions
1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are flat?
Train set
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young
Anne summers order reply
ANN SUMMERS LTD: thank you for your recent order. u askd for a large red vibrator as
What's in a name?
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a
Signs you are too old for halloween
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a
AAADD
A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit
The knob
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift.
The surgeon told
Little girl
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her
Deserted island
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another
Beech or Birch?
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins
The husband store
A store that sells husbands just opened in New York City, where a woman
may go to
Lessening the repetition
The committe for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetion has
Swimming Pool Joke
It's a busy day at the pool with 100's of people there. The Lifeguard goes up to this guy
Growing up
I grew up in a tough area. When i was a kid, people used to cover me in
chocolate
Tigger
Why did tigger look in the toilet?
he was looking for
Bar
A man walks into a bar. The man says
Wrong Joke?
There was this traveling salesman from California , headed to New York City. He was a
Tax return
I was delighted the other day when the Inland Revenue wrote to me telling me that my tax
New job
I have just started a new job, I am a comedian in an old folk's home. They don't
Life saver
A lady began to choke.She gasped and gagged.I ran over to her, held both sides of her
Crufts
'Streaker interrupts Crufts judging' The man has clearly got the concept of dogging all
Complaints....
A man boarded a plane with six kids.
After they got settled in their seats a
Most embarrassing moments
A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the Most embarrassing
Cow beliefs...
The belief and management systems of the world described through
Cooking
No good at this cooking lark. I've done exactly what it says in the book 'Set the cooker
Ads
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE
Square testicles
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
Went to the movies....
I went to see that film "The Joneses" tonight. I didn't like it, I couldn't keep
Bus stop
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
Aware that
