Medical Jokes
Joke Category: Medical Jokes >In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and
>spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and
>Woman would live long and healthy lives.
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>Then using God's bountiful gifts,
>Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums.
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>And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that?
>And Man said "Yes!"
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>And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips".
>And lo they gained 10 pounds.
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>And God created the healthy yoghurt that Woman
>might keep the figure that Man found so fair.
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>And Satan brought forth white flour from the
>wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them.
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>And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
>So God said "Try my fresh green salad".
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>And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the
>side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
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>God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables
>and olive oil in which to cook them".
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>And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped
>lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own
>platter.
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>And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.
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>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
>fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
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>Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced
>the starchy centre into chips and deep fried them
>in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.
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>And Man put on more pounds.
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>God then brought forth running shoes so that
>his Children might lose those extra pounds.
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>And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control
>so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
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>And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and
>started wearing stretch jogging suits.
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>Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume
>fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
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>And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan
>said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes, And super size 'em".
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>And Satan said "It is good."
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>And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
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>God sighed . and created quadruple by-pass surgery.
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>And then . Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.
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