Jokes

Jokes

A drunk man enters a shop and asks for 2nothing.The worker gets confused and goes to his boss to tell him about this.The boss asks the worker to send the drunk man to his office.Once the drunk man comes to his office,the boss asks him-"What is it that you want?",the man repplies-"2nothing",the boss says "switch off the lights."The drunk man switches off the lights,then the boss asks him "what can you see now"? "nothing"-repplies the drunk,then the boss says "then take 2 of those nothing and get out of here"!!!