Below are the list of jokes
Joining the SAS
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are all near the end of their SAS training....
Twins
Paddy was shagging a pair of twins, John asks Paddy how do you tell them....
Shampoo
Paddy is in the bathroom and murphy shouts to him, 'did you find the shampoo?'....
Irish priest
An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said to him, "you must....
Kidnap
Paddy needed money. He went to playground, grabbed a kid,and said, "I've kidnapped you."....
Bravery
Officer shouts orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, Paddy ran directly....
Disaster
Ireland's worst air disaster struck today when a two seater plane crashed into a....
Dead wife
An Irishman cleaning his rifle shot his wife and called '999', he says to the operator....
Bus stop
Mick is driving past the bus stop and sees Paddy standing there." Want a lift" asks Mick?....
Cute angina....
Just met paddy who was sporting a beautiful black eye,, "What happen to you" i said... "I....
Irish gynacologist
Did you know the irish gynacologist who wallpapered his hall through his....
Cheese&Chutney Sandwiches
An Englishmen, A Scotsman, and An Irishman were all sat on a building eating their lunch.....
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Grieving boy
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks What's....
Hot air balloon
A Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and
sees a farmer in....
Osama bin laden
I hear that the Irish SAS were involved in the operation to take out Osama Bin Laden.....
Irish car boot
Did you hear about the irishman that went to the car boot sale? he drove in backwards and....
Cork man
I was in ireland recently and i saw a headline which said CORKMAN....
Funny
There was an english man an irash man and a scotish man and theyall where planing to....
Rollercoaster
Paddy&mick go on a rollercoaster. mick says 2 paddy,"if we go upside down do u think we....
Blow up
Have ya herd about the irish man who tryed to blow up a car
he scorched his lips on....
Itrish Commandoes
A team of Irish Commandos, have been sent to Libya to take Gadaffi out, so far, he's been....
Funny
Paddy takes home new girl says to his da "this is amanda"
da jumps up and....
Englishman, irishman and scotsman
An englishman, irishman and scotsman were stranded in the desert. they meet a genie who....
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