Gender Jokes
Joke Category: Gender Jokes Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12.We have the ability to dress ourselves.
13.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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