Below are the list of jokes
A man.....
A silly one but it might give you a chuckle!
A man walks into a restaurant....
Dear God .. from the dog
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to....
Mollys in heat
Little Johnny came in from school and asked if he could take his dog, Molly, for a....
Clever pigs!
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county....
Clever dog
A dog goes into a hardware store and says "I'd like a job please."
The....
Cats can stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the....
Parrot and centipede
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot ?
A walkie....
Duck at hotel
A duck goes down to a hotel manager and asks if if can have a couple condoms the manager....
What has...
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy....
The cow
Where do cows go to watch a film?
They go to the....
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Sick
Why did the farmer call his pig ink, because he kept running out of the....
Rabbit Cafe
There were two bunny rabbits, and they decided to check out the cafe. They both ordered....
2 bats
2 bats in a cave and they haven't had any blood for weeks. sod this says 1 of the bats im....
Kangaroo and snake
What do you get when cross a kangaroo and a snake?
ANSWER-A....
Sexy chinese nieghbour
My sexy chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a rodger, so i was just getting....
Bat
Message:this joke is awful
so i said to this bat hows it....
Tigger
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
He wanted to find....
Chicken walking acrooss the road
What do you call a hedjog crossing the road ? it wants to see its flat....
Badger joke
How do you get a badger to sing Sinatra songs?
Give him a a few whiskeys &....
WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7
WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7 . BECAUSE 7 EIGHT....
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