Animal Jokes


Animal Jokes

A man.....
A silly one but it might give you a chuckle!

A man walks into a restaurant

Dear God .. from the dog
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to

Mollys in heat
Little Johnny came in from school and asked if he could take his dog, Molly, for a

Clever pigs!
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county

Clever dog
A dog goes into a hardware store and says "I'd like a job please."

The

Cats can stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the

Parrot and centipede
What do you get if you cross a centipede
with a parrot ?

A walkie

Duck at hotel
A duck goes down to a hotel manager and asks if if can have a couple condoms the manager

What has...
What has four legs and an arm?


A happy

Sick
Why did the farmer call his pig ink, because he kept running out of the

 

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